Also in the album: Helen provides her unique take on dating gameshow ‘Take Me Out’ (“It’s like a cattle-market, where the cattle get some dominon over who slaughters them”), Olly proffers a plausible explanation as to why Groupon should supply sexy lingerie for Mothering Sunday, and Martin the Sound Man reveals his playboy past as a childhood Casanova.
Plus: how to use your business network to score a date, why legally you can't get married outside, and how to avoid giving your partner ANYTHING for Valentine’s Day. (Apart from this album, obviously. This album makes an excellent Valentine’s gift.)