269 mins. Which came first, the chicken nugget or the Egg McMuffin? Who decided a marathon should be 26.2 miles in length? And when on when will someone finally make Scratch n' Sniff pornography? Helen reveals the spooky secrets of her grandmother's mysterious 'pig of death', Olly learns not to fart in Pilates class, and Dave from Smethwick calls up to say 'Hello' - in Igbo.