307 mins. Can you lose your virginity to a chair? Will a near-death experience 'turn you gay'? And, despite what we've all been told, is it in actual fact perfectly possible to judge a book by its cover? Helen explains why Frankenstein's Monster is 'batting out of his league', Olly recounts his experiences on-board Paedophile Coaches Ltd, and Martin the Sound Man considers taking up building portable DIY lasers. Plus, Nigella Lawson, Hercules, and Freddy Kreuger's bathroom habits.